Showing posts with label Stupid Ideas. Show all posts
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6.02.2008

A Night At The Comic Shop

by Rory, the Bad Genious Raconteur


It’s Friday, it’s 10:30, it’s time for... a visit to the comic store? Yes, New York City has many unique and exciting places to spend your Friday night, but did you know they have comic stores open until midnight? We’ve all been drunk, watching Blade 2 on TBS, and thought “Goddamn, I wish a comic store was still open.” Well, in the city that never sleeps, your desires can be fulfilled instantly! In this article, I’ll explore what transpires in the drinking hours at one store: Forbidden Planet in Union Square.

Phase 1: Preparation

OK, so I go through the whole “going out” ritual. Shower, shave, get dressed, brush teeth, mess up hair to achieve the desired “slacker” look – the whole shebang. Time right now: 8:38PM. Still too early to head out. So, to kill the time, I turn on the bitchy shitshow that the Celtics-Pistons series has devolved into and down a Red Bull mixed with something that is illegal in 13 states (including New York). Hey, I’m going to a comic store late on a Friday night – I need to be in the right frame of mind to get the most out of the experience.

To be honest, if I didn’t know what was coming next, this would be a pretty good start to a Friday night. Red Bull, grain alcohol, and the NBA playoffs? Throw in some Queen music and I’d be all set! Unfortunately, I’m heading towards a comic store visit and the commercials for the Bill Engvall show are sucking my will to live.

Phase 2: Travel

At 9:46PM, I hit the road. By this time, I’m feeling warm and fuzzy, like a slightly-buzzed teddy bear.

(Just a side story: I pass the psychic on my block. I've got a little thing for her - she's got this sexy gypsy look. But, every time I pass her storefront, she gives me this weird look. I'm betting she really IS psychic, and knows all the dirty things I'm thinking and is freaked out. And yes, these are the things I think about, and YES, I do have too much free time on my hands.)

In order to get to this store, I’ll have to take the chariot of the masses:

Ah, the NQRW – the thinking man’s ACE (yes, a little inside, I know). It is just a mere 3 subway stops, so hopefully I’ll be able to get a seat…

Err….that was easy. Not much to report on the ride, although I did see the winner of the 2007 Patrick Gaffney look-a-like contest (who was not too keen on having his picture taken). I arrive at Union Square, which is buzzing with excitement as usual, and make my way to the comic store. When something took me by an even greater surprise than a comic store opened late at night…

Yep, that’s right. People are selling comics on the streets, as well! I had no idea that the Friday night in Union Square was such a comic book love festival! And, the topper – this was right across the street from the comic store I was about to visit! Some direct competition! I’m... speechless…really, there are too many sarcastic jokes to make at this point, so it’d be better for everyone if we just move on into the store.

Phase 3: Arrival

OK, so this is the moment you’ve all been waiting for... actually being inside the store! I swing the door open at 10:07PM EST….

This photo is of the crowd at the Marvel/DC aisle. Basically, I was shocked by how normal everything was. It seemed like a Wednesday afternoon at any other shop: people flipping through books, making jokes, having arguments with their friends. It was basically the blue-print for your typical comic store visit. Although the aisle selling independent comics was not seeing quite the same traffic:

And, it wasn’t just browsers and drunken idiot bloggers at this time of night. They were still raking in the dough, with two people running the register.

Phase 4: Departure

Well, it's been about 15 minutes, and that's all I can really take. To be honest, I wrote this under a false pretense - I do have to meet up with my friend at 10:30, and the comic store was only about two avenues away from him. But, I have to say, I was very impressed by Forbidden Planet. Usually, the store is very crowded and busy. But, at night, the atmosphere was a lot better. The customers were slowly perusing the store, making jokes and talking "comic talk" with their friends. The salespeople were friendly, making chit-chat with all the customers. Despite my cynicism, I think it was worth the trip. Unfortunately, I don't buy that many comics anymore (blogging doesn't pay the bills like it used to), so my trips to comic stores are few and far between. But the next time I need to get a quick jolt of geekiness before my night on the town, I know where I'm stopping.

Grade: A-
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5.10.2008

Mighty Marvel Marathon: The Incredible Hulk Part 2

by Jon Quixote

Ah, 1968. It was a time of conflict, complexity and, if my Oliver Stone films are to be believed, widespread conspiracy. The moon might still have been made of green cheese. A brash young idealist from California entered the White House, determined to ensure the American dream came true for a generation of crooked lawyers. And the Incredible Hulk had a new writer and his own title.

Back to the fun!


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One of the more popular comic-geek debates these days is that whether or not the Hulk is a killer. I’ve always felt that he wasn’t – that the key to the Hulk was that he was misunderstood. To establish Hulk as a killer is to say that the heroes of these early Hulk stories were Thunderbolt Ross and Major Talbot. And those guys are douchebags.

And true enough, these stories don’t forget to underline that for all his strength and savagery, the Hulk is actually a noble soul. In this one, the Hulk makes clear his M.O.: He only fights those that threaten him. He refuses to kill an enemy begging for death in this one. He rescues the Rhino from a fire (after beating him up) in the next issue. He is, without a doubt, a superhero. Just a dumb, easily misled one.

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Hulk at this time is in his noble savage phase. However, under the pen of Gary Friedrich he is also more articulate than we’ve usually seen him. The better to verbalize every single action he does, I guess.

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Herb Trimpe takes over the art duties from Marie Severin. Trimpe is considered a definitive Hulk artist, but right now I’m sad to see Marie leave. Her art was great right from page one – it felt more mature than even the Kirby and Ditko issues, more visually expressive. But over the last few issues, Severin appeared to take it to the next level, and Hulk pages were beautiful, detailed and iconic.


The Incredible Hulk Annual #1
Yes. I’m reading the Annuals too. This contains some more Marie Severin art. I also wanted an excuse to post the Steranko cover.

And this issue also contains: LOCKJAW! Lockjaw, the tragically mutated Inhuman, mutated into a teleporting dog by the mutative Terrigen Mists! He fights the Hulk. I consider the outcome to be a tie.

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Ka-Zar! Stan Lee is also back on writing duties. And John Severin is inking Herbe Trimpe to the point that it looks like John Severin art.

After trashing Red China for a couple issues, Hulk hitches a ride on a rocket that crashes in the Savage Land. My favourite scene is where Ka-Zar somehow takes credit for the whole thing. My second favourite is where Ka-Zar leads Banner to a mysterious machine that Banner deduces is just about to destroy the whole world.

Yup, Stan Lee’s back on writing duties alright.

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The cliffhangers are easily the best parts of the book. Stan Lee might have sloppy, ridiculous plots, but he’s got a great sense of humor and adventure.

Here, an Alien Race (oh yeah, Hulk’s in space again) makes a space-ship to send Hulk home, but they must pressurize it first. Hulk can’t wait and insists he can survive. So they blast off. And then he changes into Bruce Banner. HA!

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My favourite part was when the Sandman calls The Mandarin, “Charlie Chan.” I guess he’s not scared by the Mandarin’s threat that he’s the "World’s Greatest Master of Karate!" As I am only the World’s Greatest Master of Hi-Karate, I can only sit here, be envious, and smell like disco.

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Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Leader. Leader. Leader.

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I dunno though. The Leader doesn’t seem very smart to me. If you’re going to launch a nuclear missile from a base to start WWIII, wouldn’t you first disable the anti-missile missile at the same base? Or fire two missiles at once, so the single anti-missile missile couldn’t abort your plan, so that you’d have to go all the way back to the control room to fire another one?

Dr. Doom would’ve thought of that. S’all I’m saying. I still love the Leader though.

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Dorma happens by and rescues Bruce Banner from a watery grave, on the off-chance that he too may know Hercules.

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Roy Thomas takes over scripting duties from Stan, and though we’ve seen iterations of it before, we finally get “The Madder Hulk Gets, The Stronger Hulk Gets!” And lo, a plot device is born.

General Ross vows to destroy the Hulk. Betty says, “if you do, then you’ll also kill the man I love!

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“Maybe here in the place called Florida, Hulk can find the quiet he wants.” Hulk = My Aunt Adele. Except when Adele went to Florida she didn’t randomly interfere with a missile test. I think.

General Ross vows to destroy the Hulk again. Betty says, “if you do, then you’ll also kill the man I love.

A swamp monster steals Betty. Major Talbot says that the moment he saw it he knew that nobody could stand up to it, not even the Hulk. Hulk proceeds to destroy it. Major Glenn Talbot: Intelligence Officer.

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Hulk in the 60’s comes to an end with a fight against The Thing and the rest of the Fantastic Four. And by the end of it, Bruce Banner is cured! He can control his transformations, his mind remains in the Hulk’s body when he does, and he pledges to never become the Hulk again. I for one, believe him.

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Trivia Time: Bruce Banner’s alma mater is Desert State University, in New Mexico. Now you know.
This is the first time we’ve seen Bruce Banner split from the Hulk. This technique will be put to good use in the future by writers whose goal is to bore the living hell out of readers with psychobabble and repetition.

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Hulk and Banner have re-merged, but he can’t change back to Banner anymore. If this is true, Betty tells her dad, “Then you’ve killed the man I love!”

The Hulk also appears to have picked up an African-American teenage sidekick from the streets. With so many comic books trying to be movies these days, I’m happy to read one with the simpler goal of trying to be like Diff’rent Strokes.

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I’ve been doing little else but reading Hulk comics for a day and a half now, and as tiring as it can be, I still can have fun. Here a little girl in Eastern Europe (oh yeah, Hulk’s in Eastern Europe now) convinces Hulk to overthrow a dictator who’s going to kill her father. “If Draxon can make a little girl cry… then he must be bad…And Hulk Will Smash Him!” Go Hulk Go!!

By the end of the story he will also change the political system of a tiny nation – creating a democracy where once was a system of succession via regicide and jewellery-wearing. In your face, Dubya!


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My eyes are blurry and my head is pounding. I’m either changing into a Hulk of my own, or I’ve been staring at the computer screen too long. This might be the one downfall of this Comics on DVD-ROM idea.

It’s time for my regularly scheduled Saturday Stupid-Drunk anyway. I’ll be back tomorrow, no doubt with a much worse headache. Fun!
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