Less than two weeks ago, I told you it was time for Jean Grey to come back, but not to her dick husband. “I like Cyke!” you whined. I rolled my eyes as threateningly as possible, but you held strong to your ridiculous opinion. But now I have irrefutable Internet proof that Cyclops is, in fact, a dick husband. Thanks to cracked.com's list of the six worst comic book super-husbands, I am proven right and the rest of you must shut up and accept the cold, hard truth: Cyclops is a dick.
You’ll have to click over to find out who’s the worst of the worst, but I’ll let you know that it isn’t Peter Parker, who sold his marriage to Satan in exchange for hip replacement and Alzheimer’s.
I’ll also point out that I think Cyclops would have placed a lot higher than fourth if they’d bothered to include his fiasco of a marriage to Madelyne Pryor. I mean, the guy married the dead love-of-his-life’s clone and promptly left her and their infant son when the love-of-his-life proved not-so-dead after all. Not that I'm particularly bent out of shape over it or anything, but it just goes to show what kind of guy we're talking about here.
Most importantly--and perhaps the thing that will make me a regular cracked.com reader--is that they totally see that homewrecking bimbo Emma for what she is: the sluttiest psychic in town.
So go ahead and try to tell me, the world, the Internet....just try to tell us all that Cyclops isn't a dick. See if we believe you. (We don't.)
Oh yeah, what did you think of the rest of the list?